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1. I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
2. I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding.
3. I just want someone to look at me the way I look at food.
4. Sorry—I’m in a relationship. With food.
5. Sugar, spice, and everything nice.
6. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
7. Home is wherever I’m with food.
8. “If we shake out all of the crumbs from all of the keyboards in the world, we can end world hunger.”-Matthew Dolkart | Food instagram captions
9. Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food.
10. Donut kill y vibe.
11. Call me Kim Carbdashian.
12. Everything tastes good when you’re on a diet.
13. A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze.
14. After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relatives.
15. Burger is always better.
16. If I share my food with you, it’s a big deal.
17. Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
18. Pilates? I thought you said pie and lattes!
19. “I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”- A. Whitney Brown
20. Issa snack.
21. You want a pizza this?
22. I make ice cream disappear. What’s your superpower?
23. Carbe diem.
24. Eat less from the box, more from the earth.
25. You had me at ‘pizza.’
26. Age and glasses of wine should never be counted.
27. The first sip of a hot beverage is always the scariest sip.
28. Brunch without champagne is just a sad breakfast.
29. Being a grown-up is the best, you don’t need permission to have dessert for dinner. Food instagram captions
30. “People who love to eat are always the best people.” —Julia Child
31. Always crust your instincts.
32. A well balanced meal is a slice in both hands.
33. Let’s talk about brunch, baby. Let’s talk about you and me.
34. Either I eat all my food or I eat all my food. There is no in between.
35. Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
36. When you think you see your food coming at a restaurant, and then you realize it’s not yours.
37. There’s no we in fries.
38. Found love in a hopeless plate.
39. Say yes to more cheese.
40. There is no better feeling than a warm pizza box on your lap.
41. I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.
42. Even breakfast should begin with the desert.
43. I like hashtags because they look like waffles.
44. Just like Carrie Bradshaw, I love a good Burger.
45. “Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.” –Ron Swanson
46. Being a foodie is difficult because all you want to do is eat – sometimes your friends’ food as well.
47. If you want to avoid heartache, fall in love with food. It’ll never break your heart.
48. I will stop eating ice cream out of the container once I make it completely level.
49. Seconds, thirds… who’s counting?
50. The only way to ruin my day is to cancel lunch plans. | Food instagram captions